Running sucks...and this is why

I felt like I should continue writing...foul mood and all...and since PF Chang's Marathon is this weekend I figure I can write about how much I hate running (and since we had to run 400m in crossfit class today).

Running sucks because:

• I am pretty large (over 5'9" and 155lbs), yes I am not framed for running
• I have flat feet and unstable ankles
• I have boobs, sore nips from running are NOT cool
• I am not coordinated (think of Mr. Bean)
• it's pointless..unless someone is chasing me..even then I will stop and think "will I be able to run away or just die tired???", if it's the latter...just kill me...put me out of my misery
• let's be honest I've never seen a runner that I wanted to look like...fantastic you can run...well I have a car so... there

And this weekend will look like this...work til 3 am...wake up at 5am...fight the traffic driving downtown with millions of others...drop my cousin off in the cold ass weather (it's been in the 20's in the mornings...for Arizona that is COLD). Then either go back home to bed and risk oversleeping and missing her cross the finish line (like last year) or go to Tempe/Snottsdale area...fight for parking... and kill the next 4,5,6 hours...however long marathon takes.

Super fantastic, just what I wanna do. And don't get me wrong I am all about people keeping fit and exercising...just not on my time.

And who is the genius thought this crap would be fun??? You want to donate money..just do it, no need to run for fuck sake. It's kind of like golf, people say it's an excuse to drink...I never needed an excuse, I can just drink...no need to pretend I'm playing the game, drinking or otherwise. (Oh and by the way golf is as much of a sport as chess is...yeah I said it.)

So yay for PF Chang's Marathon...(if you put less MSG in your food perhaps people can run just a 5K...now there's a thought).