Hello 2013! Seems like the only people that made a resolution to come to the gym this year are FREAKS...yup, creepy freaks. Perhaps January is a national "don't take your meds month" and I just don't know about it...
Here's today's gem...
I am leaning against my work desk in t-shirt and sweatpants at the gym. Man stops by and says: "There are 2 gay guys that would appreciate you not standing like that (he winks and smiles)...Get it? Gay guys..."
So you are making a pass at me.....or...two guys confused my back side for man's...either case, sweet baby Jesus help me!!!
I looked at him and replied: "Well, perhaps you can tell the gay guys, if they were more concerned with their workout and less with my ass dressed in Hanes sweatpants (what can I say I love those stupid things) they may see some results."
And is that your good pickup line?? If so, I would hate to hear your bad one??
Also, I'll go out on a limb here and guess you don't get laid often...then again I could be wrong (highly doubt that).
Off he went and grunted loudly (even though he was a smaller guy-read even more pathetic) as he did chest presses a few feet over...mmm take me now...NOT...Freak!!!
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