Sunday, June 23, 2013

United Airlines Will Be The Slow Death of Me/Not a Fan of Kids

As I sit on the United plane, that was supposed to take off 2 hours ago, waiting for the mechanics to check the engine issues we have, after already being delayed twice due to weather...waaaa, three rows behind me there's a 2 yr old screaming bloody murded. While I cannot completely blame him,  cause at this point I feel like screaming too (beats the alternative of stabbing folk), I remember the following Facebook post:"You know what's more joyful than a sound of child's laughter?! Fucking silence of not having any children."
Omg, how this rings true right now...or are my ears just ringing from incessant ear piercing noise behind me...bedsides the point. 
This trip was supposed to be a vacation,  liberation from daily duties,  family. A great relaxing, solo adventure.  If it persists the way it's going so far, I can see myself on Channel 5 Breaking News and then doing 25 to life for murder. Arrrrgh!
Then again I can look at that as retirement planning...I think :).

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