My supportive family...
Me texting my sister: "You know there's a new Vin Diesel/Rock movie out? I wanna go see it."
Her: "Yeah...Fast and Furious?! You know it'll be dumb, just bunch of cars and them running around."
Me: "I know, but who cares? It's The Rock and Vin Diesel!!!"
My Sister: "Ummm....you know Vin is gay and Rock is questionable they say."
Me: "I don't care! I'd love to be a pickle in that sandwich."
Her: "You can't be a pickle, they already have their own pickles...WTF?!"
Me: "I'm sorry dream killer...I wasn't aware you work for the "Squish a Wish Foundation"!"
Her: "You need to get your head checked!"
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