I just Googled Jonesboro, Arkansas...according to the Huffington Post it is one of the cheapest cities to live in.
Dear God, kill me now! Arkansas...really, the Bill Clinton state. I am sure it's nowhere near as bad as Ajo, Arizona or the God forsaken Blythe (Jesus what a shithole that is, you gotta stop there on your way to California to fuel up, unless you want to run out of gas, be abducted by some militia group never to be heard from again...most likely end up someone's sister wife or even worse, a practice target...nah scratch that being a wife would be worse), but really, let's get serious. Plus, what would I do there with my charming personality...work in the hardware store with a guy named Hank. Riiight!
I think I should get out of the house, as clearly, I have lost my marbles.
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