Substitution

I know, been a while. I've been riding the depresso train...meh, meh. I'm here.

Since I am always reading about nutrition, obsessing about calories and such, gluten free or not, dairy good or bad, coffee or no coffee, the list goes on. I've read that it would be good to know the PH of your body, it should be balanced, most of us are not, especially us carnivores, blah, blah, blah.

So I stopped by Target pharmacy the other day and was waited on by the pharmacist on duty since the tech was helping another customer.

Me-"Do you carry PH measuring urine sticks?"

Pharmacist-"Ummm...no, but we have some KETO sticks on that incap over there."

OK, while both kinds could be used by same individuals, they definitely measure different things. Hence the different names.Mind you if I wanted damn KETO sticks I would ask for those. NOT an even substitution lady. Clearly a pharmacist knows the difference.

Did you get your degree online? WTH? Let's say I came to refill my Lipitor prescription...what?! You'd offer me Insulin?

Sometimes I really wonder what is wrong with people...or is it me perhaps?!